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Luanda Reggae Defenders - what is your long term agenda?

Luanda Reggae Defenders is a now a popular movement with roots in Vihiga and border Siaya and Kakamega counties Attention is brought to the manner and conduct the movement has gained fame and followers, mainly the Youths. The movement capitalizes on funerals. With a poor culture of putting the dead to rest, the Reggae Defenders have taken it by storm and rebranded the infamous ‘Disco Matanga’ – disco at funeral. Reggae Defenders on move. Pic: Charles Rankings: Facebook They mobilize quickly on the day the dead will be discharged from the mortuary. They have this huge old school sound system that is over buzzing to no clear reggae song - that they hire a pickup to carry - and it has a young DJ mainly standing there than mixing anything. Often, against the rules, the casket is grabbed from a hearse vehicle and tied to a motorbike. There it will be swayed and jerk breaked between other motorbikes on the narrow roads. That, is, how a fellow soldier, often a young dead, is mourned. ...

ANNOUNCEMENTS IN CHURCH.






Reading announcements: Source fupcva.tripod.com

I appreciate your services to this church brethren
But we still not doing quite fine
We can give more than what we do on Sundays
And improve on our tithing for more luck.

Come Saturday Nana weds Bana. Welcome all
They were made for each other, Praise God
Reception will be at International Hotel
Only the carded will proceed.

Pastors’ wives will have a retreat down at the coast
They’ll be joined by women pastors.
Please support them.
It is only eighteen thousand.

Men, are you there? You remember our project?
We are taking long to carpet this church
Please return the envelopes
For accounting.

Three families are bereaved, We are sorry
An inferno consumed Mr. John’s house, sorry
Members so and so are sick, we are sorry
Remember ‘em in prayer.
If you are touched, give them your sorry.

Allow me introduce Mr. Mathew. He is in
He is among the founders of this church
Without his efforts there would be no this church

Let him tell us one word. Please Mathew

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