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Heavy responsibilities for elder aunt among the Logooli

With Seenge Fonesi. She is the elder grand daughter of Isagi and elder daughter of Amugasya. She is often present in functions involving the family of Amugasya. Pic taken on 18/4/2024. The elder sister soon becomes the elder aunt. It is this “seenge munene” (elder aunt) tag that she is tied to many cultural responsibilities – back home. To her marital family she may appear as any other woman, but she is not so in the eyes of her people. Marriage does not steal her away as it would happen with other daughters of the old man. To her, as days go and the old man and woman of the estate are dependents, she becomes increasingly present.  Her brothers also need her for almost all traditional markings. They are marrying, she needs to welcome the new wife. They are giving birth, she needs to come to midwife or “bless” the new born. They are paying dowry she needs to lead the women delegate. There is a conflict she needs to come for a hearing.  And many others. Traditions does not expect her to

KENYA HAS EXAGERATED OBAMA’S HOME-COMING.

I apologize to the godly for using the name of their creator(s) in vain. It is not in my good books to write heresy and promiscuity. But to whom could I have compared Obama to?  Jehova Wanyonyi? He’s before written as the beast- you know those issues of faith-and I am no promoting it. The issue is this; ears are tired of the monotony and the godly country speaks not of any other deity.

I would like to know what you already know and have heard in the street politics. Larry Madiwo wrote earlier this week that we should prepare to lose ourselves- so that we can have the best cloak for the powerful man arena. Media is hourly giving updates that will see the 6th Global Summit bring in more opportunities to advertise. The poor old illiterate in rural are in English classes when tourism is at the coast.

When Obama came to the neighbouring Tanzania months ago, Kenyans were on the government neck for being such a kid to mother ICC. The opposition bloggers were vibrating hourly with discouragements and giving out president’s cell numbers to the hawkers. Now he is one day away from the soil and we are speaking in tongues- very holy. I mailed my lecturer to allow the Friday CATs be postponed and he thinks that an outgoing student leader is not worthy a class rep.

If you ask a common peasant and jua Kali artisan in the republic of how great Obama’s visit will be to Kenya, the illusion will be greater than that they know of in heaven. The media has well informed citizen- in lies and truths than it has ever done to inform them of Mathew or Quran holies. They will tell you of how their small road-side kiosks will mutate to supermarkets and how their idle youths will be foremen in a local tumbaku company.

Different interviews from different sectors have been held since the White House sent the message public. We have wasted time talking about a three day event that may bring in only a billion- a small factor compared to life. The stories have been nagging and if you work or live with news psychofants, I won’t imagine the stress.

Ladies of low IQ and men of poor reasoning respond to everything with a startle. They say of how roads will be closed, phones will go off, security men will be on toes, shops will not operate, the aeroplanes will crowd the sky, food will be scarce, sex will be in plenty, what his girls will be wearing, KU will rise to an East and Central Africa alma mater, the beauty of grey grass in Nairobi, people will not be allowed in town over the weekend and blalalala. Neighbours illusinate of the grand Obama return.

Now that Christ, in his late coming (Oh, God’s time is the best) has disappointed Ellen G. White and the likes, let the living, before they go to wherever lands imagine how a grand entry can be. Ken Okoth, Kibra MP has been sharing photos of the Beast vehicle as a child does to others with a first pair of pants.

Obama (USA Presidents) is popular than God because he has followers here- beings who are rational to gay stands. God is not so, I say. Obama commands respect in Churches for no pastor will not mention his name on Sunday service. Hustlers and men of little faith have one or two things to say about him. Being a son to a Kenyan and a president in USA is not too little as the sentence may be .As God only tells you to be good, Obama and his government can send drones directly to Al-Shabaab militia leader to atone for terrorist activities.

He will come and go- as Christ or Mohammed may. But what after?


Hail Obama!

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