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The Kamnara of Sakwa are making ground to build for future generations

Greetings from the Kamnara of Sakwa! The Kamnara people of Sakwa on 27th December 2024 gathered at Village Park, Ajigo (near Bondo). Hosted by Kwaka Joseph, they hearkened to the consultative forum call, arriving in good numbers and early enough for a successful day. The gathering was chaired by Mr. Nying’ro James Onyango, a former (retired) assistant commissioner of Police. The introductions were excellent. The genealogies were mentioned in reverence, lengthy ones applauded. And courtesy of Enos Oyaya’s book, “Kamnara my people”, anyone who would need help had the documentation. Oyaya had launched the Kamnara book on 30th December 2022 at his home in Kamnara Mwalo, an event that gathered Vakamnara from far and wide. “What can we do that the generations to come will benefit from?” This was the clarion Mr. Kwaka Joseph called on all to fashion their minds to. And issues were raised in the fields of Education, health, agriculture, enterprise, politics and more that the swift dholuo would...
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Ndoti ndeji 230 Million !!!

Ndoti rwa Sport Pesa ingubii isimu kovora inzi niye ndeji 230 MILLION manyi ningubira Joyce aturi musogoni vwangu avuguri vana kutura musukuru.
Joyce yakira yambinga navuzwa mu maroto yamanya nareka vivambara kosogoni nasunga rireso mukisindi natura miriviti koreta vana Olympic Primary. Vana yavanyora hageti nivamurindaa kijira ndari ningubii mwigizi arakuri vana vwangu.
Nzari ninguri kare mudoga. Ku vana rwa vingira mu mudoga vareka virato. Joyce kandi nimuha mudoga gwigwe. Natanga kugushira zimbiru kohenzi Mombasa.
Ku rwa Joyce yari nahundul'lii mumodoga gwigwe, inzi ndaganaganiaa shia nindumikiri zimirioni ziatigara. Midoga ndagurira 5 million each.
"Avana varasoma, kari ndameda undi. Joyce akikiri kufwogoya," ninganagania. "Ave mukana, ave muyayi sinyi kumanya! Mwana nu mwana kijira zisendi ziveeho. Garavura ndio ngani ndenya ijirichi."
"Zimirion 100 nguri zinyumba. Ziviri Mombasa, ziviri Nairobi, Ziviri Konza, Ndara Nakuru na yindi Mogadishu. Yee Mogadishu.
"Mbuguri imirioni ndara iziri mama Joyce. Ndara. Mboye Ndara. Atarora avee mu mudoga asuviri ndashira wavo zimirioni zinyingi. Mang'ana gege ndasura. Vakari mavekora vasomera Accounts musaza nanyoo kindu. Dave, ndara za! Nziraniraamu, imirioni Ndara. Ivwaha wavo avee ne emirioni, ivwaha? Mambe nengonyi mugizigwo. Vayayi vavo vahambika vara varagasaku. Sininzi ndaturiza vakana vavo irukari Dave. Ninzi mba! Imirioni ndara varore shia vasanga. Venyi vakubaniriku. Ndava ninzisavimu.
"Uvukwi vwari vutigaa eng'ombe ndara ni zierefu saba. Kud! Varamanya inzi nu musaza wadukira. Evee mu mirioni ndara yira. Eveemu. Mboye ndakumara vukwi. Hesima yaa irasingira. Vana vange varadinya evokoza.
"Yee, vana varazia boarding school. Prince of Peace Academy. Varasoma mpaga ivuraya. Umanye Joyce ndamudoraza Makina hara. Yamenyaa na sengeve hanyuma hu Misikiti. Inzi ndavegaa mu Smart Barber Shop. Vana vaa varava smart in the head. Sivanyangizana kuri Joyce anyangizaa. Varasoma kuduka vave vigizi.
"Gafweraa yaho mba. Witu ndashira imirioni inusu. Ororaa? Ororaa shia ndayanza nyina Joyce? Orori? Imirioni wavo, imirioni witu, vwaha kurinzi? Aramanya karunu inzi niye Igunza Mwene, rigina, muhaga weve. Avee mu modoga gwi zimirioni zitano, kijira agaye iki?
"Kuduka amanye nzari namagovi genyekaa ndungi. Sinyaa andeve hai hanimbiri zisendi ziatigara. Magovi gaa kuduka gave zimirioni hamsini. Shie! Kuduka nzibange! Mundu nanyoo zisendi ndi mukari amaa agwa ridimoni. Sinyaa kusukirwa dave. Ku ndakatanga komenya. Nyenyaa Ulcers Dave. Nyenyaa Transoinosomiasis dave! Agendere mmodoga gwa mugul'lii avuri kombenzeriza. Ndamwigul'la viasara kari.
"Viasara ki virahi numanya? Mama Oliech wines and dines? Aseyo Tours and Travel? Macleens Beauty Shop? Odanga Timber Yard? Ngotwa viasara. Mwene avore. Nyenyaa ave busy. Avuri kwirana Gatwekera mu zimbemba. Gatwekera kuturiyo! Akore igasi, anihi, arave, agase, ayanzizi, vandu vamwegombe. Yirane kuva kindu! Haoyo, henza shia asiena hasi kuri engerosi, indumbu yaraviza, kiritu chatega, Joyce wange! Hamba, tura mmodoga,  kuduchi Indian Ocean, kuzie kwidumburaa, mbeye ne zimirioni! Zimorioni 2......"
Ma kibaga nikituma kwibadi. Virondana nivirira kuri vandu vasiuka. Mbumburuka mmadari. Mbenza ndora isimu yaa evee ne emeseji kutura Safaricom, "Bet placement failed, your account is insufficient".....


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