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Luanda Reggae Defenders - what is your long term agenda?

Luanda Reggae Defenders is a now a popular movement with roots in Vihiga and border Siaya and Kakamega counties Attention is brought to the manner and conduct the movement has gained fame and followers, mainly the Youths. The movement capitalizes on funerals. With a poor culture of putting the dead to rest, the Reggae Defenders have taken it by storm and rebranded the infamous ‘Disco Matanga’ – disco at funeral. Reggae Defenders on move. Pic: Charles Rankings: Facebook They mobilize quickly on the day the dead will be discharged from the mortuary. They have this huge old school sound system that is over buzzing to no clear reggae song - that they hire a pickup to carry - and it has a young DJ mainly standing there than mixing anything. Often, against the rules, the casket is grabbed from a hearse vehicle and tied to a motorbike. There it will be swayed and jerk breaked between other motorbikes on the narrow roads. That, is, how a fellow soldier, often a young dead, is mourned. ...

Utunzi bora haukosi kashfa

Lung'afa: Sam and Teddy, sato sawa?
- bash on the hills

Teddy Asongoka: Not around, tho I would really wish to

Lung'afa: Well. Me will travel over mugamba

Teddy Asongoka: Ntalipia bibi muende nae, umtunze mzuri tafadhali

Lung'afa: Vizuri sana. Hata na zaidi ya kumtunza. Nitafanya juhudi kuu kumfanya atunzike. Atatunzika kutunzika. Utunzi wangu u juu ya watunzi wote. Na baada ya utunzi atasema kweli, alitunzika!

‪+254 776 1616‬: kitanzaulimi hakitoshi, ongeza tashbihi

Teddy Asongoka: Duni sana, ukitaka kuongea kiswahili sanifu. Jipe  jukumu ya kukisoma kwanza.

Lung'afa: Labda utunzi wenu mbovu. Tashbihi katika utunzi hulemaza utunzaji. Matunzi ya vitanzandimi ni utunzi uliokomaa. Asiyetunzika kilugha hupata shita utunzini. Nami sitazubaa kiutunzi kwani nafasi nimepewa. Lipi lingine ila kutunzia tuzo?

Teddy Asongoka: Umesema "tuzo" ama!😃

Lung'afa: Kwani mtunzi bora hutunza bure? Kunalo tuzo! Ama kazi yako kikanisakanisa? Ng'o si tosha. Unahitaji kofi.

Teddy Asongoka: Kiswahili kibovu, soma kijana

Lung'afa: Utunzi hausomwi. Hauigwi pia. Haurekebishwi wala. Hujionyesha tu. Pasi na vizidishi.

Ndio maana nikasema, uliyonipa kazi nitaifanya. Utunzi hutegemea mtunzaji. Na kibindoni nimo. Mtunzwa yu tayari. Ha! Kiuno nikizungushe mimi!

+254 6 196616‬: Nimeona neno kama "shita" hapa, ni kiswahili?

Lung'afa: Utunzi haukosi kashfa. Moja ni kuona fedheha na kuichafia. Shita ni kosa la kiutunzi.

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